Play 'Press Release Mad Libs' In Lieu of Actually Writing About Your Art Exhibition

Can't figure out what to write about in the press release for the art exhibition you organized? It's simple: Just fill out the form below and press submit, and a custom exhibition essay will appear, grafted from press releases written by the Whitney and MoMA. The goofier your words are, the more interesting your show will sound (and the more people will write about it and come to see it and make you famous.) So, without further adu, your [insert adjective here] press release awaits.

(Scroll up if you don't see your results after pressing submit!)